(Source: bloozchicken)

magnacarterholygrail:

msjenai:

Leaving this here…

super1eklectic:

llvnos:

This. All of this.

MUTHAFUCKIN THANK YOU!

super1eklectic:

llvnos:

This. All of this.

MUTHAFUCKIN THANK YOU!

And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.

forkvegans:

toutcru:

I’ve been peeling mangoes the wrong way until now!
Just did myself a large cantaloupe smoothie using this method it is so quick it blown my mind!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I’M FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW MY JAW DROPPED SO HARD THIS IS A NEW ERA OF MY LIFE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF

tyleroakley:

unslain:

what i if told you

you the read first line wrong

same with the second

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helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

MOTHERFUCKER, THIS QUOTE IS SO DAMN BIG YOU AIN’T GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO READ IT.
— Now that I have your attention, you have a nice bum. (via hedlunds)

(Source: totallyfubar)

do you think that queen beryl and santa claus are neighbors? what do you think they talk about at the neighborhood association meetings?

silvermoon424:

Santa: Alright, Christmas is almost here! What do you think the children of Earth want the most this year?

Beryl: Teddy bears…

Santa: Hmm, old-fashioned, but it could wor-

Beryl: That suck the energy out of anyone that hug them…

Santa: Huh, okay, not quite sure where you’re going with this-

Beryl: In order to revive our great ruler, Queen Metalia!

Santa: *sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose* Beryl. We’ve been over this. Christmas is not about reviving sun demons that committed genocide countless eons ago. If you can’t stop trying to get me to kill the children I’m supposed to be looking after, I’m going to have to ask you and your Youma to leave.

Beryl: Alright, alright, I get it. Then what about this: A fun yet educational computer game that helps children improve their spelling and math skills…

Santa: Now you’re talking!

Beryl: And brainwashes them into becoming minions of our great ruler, Queen Metalia!

Santa: Get out.

(Source: iraffiruse)

oddoutput:

this scene looks even more pathetic in 3D

hallelujah

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.

I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

(Source: wikingvinning)

danielkrall:

Bat-people warm-up sketches! I feel like I’ve doodled Batman and Batman characters a zillion different ways over the years. These ones were quickies, but they might be my favorites.