So you can go fuck yourself


1. Take time to ponder the questions “What really matters in life; what do I want to have achieved when I look back over my life?”

2. Make time for solitude and silence. Filling every minute makes it hard to listen to our intuition, or that inner guiding voice.




No seriously, someone make these

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Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

there’s no way these all weren’t planned.

By ingesting the meat of the placenta, the new mother is able to replace the minerals from the blood loss of birth. The vitamins and protein ease the strain of the long months of pregnancy on the mother’s body and balance her plummeting hormone levels. This organ that supports the living baby in the mother’s womb, if eaten, further supports the offspring by insuring an adequate and flowing milk supply.
— Robin Lim, from her book “Placenta: The Forgotten Chakra” (via fuckyeahsexeducation)

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Life becomes more meaningful when you realize the simple fact that you’ll never get the same moment twice.
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"I miss dinosaurs."

"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."

"But I miss them.”

"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”

"It’s not the same."

"I know. I’m sorry."

"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"

"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."

"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"

"Yeah, that sounds better."

"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"

"I don’t see why not."

"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”

"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."

"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."

"You got it, evolution. Anytime."

Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen


“They are taking control of the water supply. They are breaking dams, and flooding crops, and destroying the food supply of an entire country. They are forcing hundreds of thousands from their homes. It seems that there is a hand behind all of this. They are very calculating. They are making their moves very carefully to destroy the human soul. They want to rob an entire people of food and water and homes, as if to wipe them from the pages of history. And when they take the homes from these people, the children have no place to play. The children have no place to be young. No physical space, and no emotional space. They have no place to be a child, so their only frame of reference is war and fighting. And when that’s all they know, how can they grow up to be doctors and teachers? All they can possibly know is the desire for revenge and hatred for their enemies. I wish people would understand that Iraq is filled with intelligent, civilized people. This was the cradle of civilization in the Ancient World. Even the Garden of Eden was here. These aren’t dust covered, nameless refugees being forced from their homes. The refugee camps are filled with architects, and musicians, and teachers.”


i’m gonna capitalize on my one recent popular post and you can’t stop me

all screencaps from sailormoonscreencaps and i reblogged all the text posts i used here

A part of kindness consists in loving people more than they deserve.

Joseph Joubert

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